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Still Bloated No Matter
What You Eat?

Discover the hidden food triggers that keep your gut inflamed and make you look ‘6 months pregnant’ by evening — even if you poop 5 times a day.

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“Doctors keep saying nothing’s wrong — but I’m still in constant pain.”

“I look pregnant by evening even though I barely eat.”

“I’ve tried everything and I’m desperate for help.”

Inside the Free Protocol, You’ll Learn

Practical, first‑step actions you can use this week.

  • The 5 hidden food groups that secretly drive bloating — and how to spot them fast.

  • A simple step‑by‑step daily routine to calm your gut.

  • One food‑swap trick many people feel within days.

  • What to try next when standard treatments fail.

  • Bonus: How gut health connects to mood, anxiety and energy crashes.

Why You Can Trust This Guide
  • Based on the 5R Gut Healing Framework used by functional medicine practitioners.

  • Clear, step‑by‑step education — no fluff, no extreme claims.

  • Designed for people who feel ignored, confused, or stuck.

This material is for educational purposes and not a substitute for professional medical care.

Real People. Real Relief.

Short quotes collected from early readers of the protocol.

“Day 3 my stomach was already flatter than it had been in months. By day 7, I felt like myself again.”

Sarah M.

Marketing Manager · IBS history 3 yrs

“The hidden trigger list nailed it. I removed two ‘healthy’ foods and the nightly bloat finally calmed down.”

Lina K.

Teacher · Post‑SIBO

“What to try next when nothing works — that section alone was worth it. I stopped guessing.”

Alex P.

Engineer · Mixed symptoms

Testimonials reflect individual experiences. Results vary and aren’t guaranteed.

Before & After: 7‑Day Case Study

A typical experience using the protocol. Photographs are illustrative placeholders.

Before (Evenings)
  • Severe bloating by 6–8pm (“looked 6 months pregnant”).

  • Constant discomfort, low energy, anxiety around meals.

  • Confusion about which ‘healthy’ foods were triggers.

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After 7 Days
  • Severe bloating by 6–8pm (“looked 6 months pregnant”).

  • Constant discomfort, low energy, anxiety around meals.

  • Confusion about which ‘healthy’ foods were triggers.

After 7 Days
  • Noticeably flatter stomach in the evenings.

  • More predictable digestion and less meal anxiety.

  • Clear list of personal trigger foods to avoid for now.

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Individual outcomes vary. The protocol is educational and is not a substitute for professional care.

Ready to start?

Get the protocol now — it’s free for a limited time.

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